Well, it's been a really long time...

And, well...

WE WONNNNNNNNN!

Congratulations to Barack Obama, who won the election on Tuesday, defeating rivalry John McCain... (Big surprise..and thank God)

So I guess Lauren Conrad wasn't kidding when she said she wants to design clothes,

unfortunatly.

Just when I thought she couldn't get ANY worse, I was wrong. She is worse. In fact, she is way worse.
Check out the fall collection
HERE.

Seems to me that she didn't use one ounce of that "fashion smarts" she's got to create any of this crap, considering that everything within the collection; a. looks as though it would be held in any Macey's junior department or our fav Charlotte Russe, and b. NONE OF IT IS WITHIN 3 MM OF THE SAME STYLE PREMISE OF EACHOTHER. Aren't collections, or atleast ones that seem to be fancy enough to be labeled "Fall Collection"'s, supposed to not look EXACTLY the same, but atleast use the same hues and overall "look"?

And to be pefectly honest, if her clothes were to ever one day arrive at Charlotte Russe's doorstep and they don't reject it, I would never step foot into, Charlotte Russe (Which is an already hard to step into store) again, that's how much I don't like Lauren Conrand.

Atleast we understand where this horrible stuff comes from-Considering it reflects her style PERFECTLY, and it looks as though it was made as how cheap her clothes appear, and yet, they try so hard to portray class.

Tina Fey... is that you?

Naww man, it's only John McCain's pick for Vice President, Sarah Palin. Welcome to this edition of, "True Life: I am a Republican LATER ADDED ON: Candidate LATER ADDED ON: who has a slim chance of winning the Novemember Elections LATER ADDED ON: because I am an idiot LATER ADDED ON: and just chose the Governor of Alaska as my VP."


Okay, so Sarah was introduced by McCain after (I SWEAR I heard it while I was watching it on T.V.) booed and "hugged to fix the booboo (no pun intended)" by his wife on Friday (Aug 29 a.k.a. his birthday) afternoon.

Don't quote me on the whole "booed" comment, because I could have just been light-headed by the color of Cindy McCains arm cast.

Sarah made a MARVELOUS speech (....) first introducing her beautiful family, and then talking about her childhood, following that by how much she gives back to the people she governs in Alaska. She is truly something, huh? She even told Congress, "Thanks but no thanks." GOD. This is truly epic..guys. HISTORY IN THE MAKING RIGHT HERE.

Well this was three days ago. IN FACT, three days and two stories later. This nonsense is now:

Tina, I mean, Sarah, supposedly fired public state commisioner, Walt Monegan, because he didn't fire a trooper who had been married to her sister. (Check it: http://www.usatoday.com/news/politics/election2008/2008-09-01-palin-attorney_N.htm?loc=interstitialskip)

Sarah's daughter, Bristol (Yes I know it's a water brand), who is 17, is FIVE MONTHS PREGNANT! Yayy. Can you believe it? A republicans teenaged daughter...PREGNANT? (Check it again and again:http://english.aljazeera.net/news/americas/2008/09/200891232232695427.html)

Personally, I don't care if her daughter is pregnant. All I care about is how they are going to explain to poor Trig that his sister had sex while their mother was pregnant with him.

Now that I thought of it, no wonder she's pregnant! She was probably sexually disturbed by the fact that her mother and father were still doing it after the age of 40. Ew. See, now I understand that sex is normal in life and many do it all their lives, but by a certain age (preferrably 40...or when your kids are old enough to realize how babies are made) YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE IT OBVIOUS TO THE CHILDREN OF AMERICA THAT YOU ARE HAVING IT.

Anyway, Mother Sarah is pro-choice my friends, so that sucker is there to stay all the way until December or January. HAPPY TIMES.

I honestly feel bad for daughter, though. I would HATE it, but I am really excited for the next four months.

I know you guys are super excited for me to do a roast on this womans style *COUGH*hair*COUGH*, but do be patient.

Hey you know how I said I don't really drink?

Hey I lied.
Not really, but last night I did get quite tipsy with best friend, I will just say that much.
Pretty sure we lost a few friends due to us calling and apologizing for "being mean" to them prior to us consuming alcohol. (Which we really weren't-we were just stating the obvious-and I don't really think calling someone a cock after he and the others hims ditch you for another gross (not really, she's actually pretty) girls house when you had plans since, like, "2005" to be at her house on Sunday night isn't really that mean.) They told us we sounded "retarded" and "slow" and told us to "drink water" and be "big girls". Whaaaaaaat? Okay "Big Boys", let me prepare you a sippy cup so that when you are in your crib crying about it you can have the tasty delight of juicy-juice and some of my spit.
BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT! We didn't need your booze, we already had my booze, and it tasted like shit.
I was absolutely repulsed by how bad this crap was and it's Robotussin taste and it's water look, but I was pissed, so it really didn't matter because I also had a chaser.

HAPPY LABOR DAY!

Floly Flucking Floral!

You know that really annoying, "I know I'm forgetting something but I just don't know what..." or "I know I came in here to get something, but I forgot..." feeling you get that makes you want to kill yourself? Well yeah, welcome to my summer. Really, all summer long, I was having this feeling of vulnerability because I wasn't sure what I was forgetting everywhere I went.

So today I somehow managed to find myself at Target (who would've thought?) and as I am walking toward the clearance jewelery aisle (to find a new chain to put my owl, Fraunk) when I see these immensely unsightly leggings with all this flower garabage on them and I think to myself, "They're really putting floral on everything these days."

And then it hit me.

Turns out I really wasn't forgetting anything everytime I felt that "I know I am forgetting something" feeling, it was only me getting stalked by floral prints everywhere I go.

And you wanna know what the worst part about all of this is? My closet consists of floral too.

Are you really being serious, life?

Check these crazy bitches out:

Well, if you're looking for some feather earrings it looks like you should probably hit up Urban Outfitters

because, uh, they seem to have killed every peacock that has walked on Earth.
I personally find these critters quite entertaining to look at, only because I would have never thought to wear a feather on my jewelry, and you can't really say, "I like your earrings" it's more like, "I like your...feathers."
They can become too over-done, though. For instance- the one necklace toward the right, closest and underneath the purple feathers. That little guy is from Charlotte Russe and it is very apparent that it isn't from Urban Outfitters. Neither is the one to the left-hand corner, you say? That one is from Forever21

, but that's a bit better.

Urban Outfitters has and will always have it goin' on Charlotte Russe, you'll never measure up to them. Except you are becoming more and more classy as the years go on, and I did buy four or five shirts the other day, but that is besides the point. I love you Urban Outfitters.

If you are interested in the feather accessory movement and enjoy these in the picture and want to order them offline, here are the links:
1. The red ones are actually sold out, sorry.
2. Earrings-Urban
3. Earrings-Urban
4. Necklace-Urban
5.Necklace-Charlotte Russe

Fall/Winter Checklist: Boots with the fur. 1/2 check

It was a quiet and boring night on that Thursday evening about two to three weeks ago. There was no wind and it was remotely cool out which seemed so odd due to the the humid weather we were having around that time.

My friends and I were bored and everyone else we knew were either out, grounded, or drunk, so we had nothing better to do with our time or money than to go to Target and look around. (I love Target)

I wouldn't say I am really a "shoe person". If it were up to me, I would go barefoot everywhere, and have tried and I have figured out that I can't at school because everyone with authority is a douche bag and told me to put my shoes on, and it's a "safety hazzard", and I can't in general because mother would kill me and with my luck I would step on that one poison ivey leaf that is sitting in the middle of the sidewalk.

Anyway, because I don't consider myself a "shoe person" it was rather odd that I wanted to even go near the shoes, but I did. I saw these yellow sandles - which were so good, yet so bad at the same time. I think it was only the color I loved - and some jellies - which I used to wear as a child. It was all cool and all, but then I saw something so good, that I nearly had heart failure.


THESE:




Okay, so if someone could please inform of where the hell these babies have been and how I haven't found them for the 3 years I have been looking for something exactly like them, I would REALLY appreciate it.

It took about a 4 minute freak out, plus an additional 2 minutes to find my size, and another 1 to look at how good they were in the mirror to put the box in the cart-NOT THE SHOES, I held onto those the whole time, just the box- but it only took about 3 minutes to already know I was buying them.

So about three and three-fourths of a fourth of my friends say they're embarrassing and about one half of the remaining 1/4 hasn't said anything, they just avoid looking at them, and the other half of that say they are so good.

To me, they are just such great and non-tacky knock-offs of Minnetonkas knee-high fringes, and it is so hard to find a decent knock-offs these days.

So for about a week, I didn't take them off. Despite the humid weather, they have yet to make my feet sweat. They're just so perfect.

I wear them everywhere, even back to Target (which is kind of embarrassing, but that's how genuinly good they are) anf everytime I do go back, I always be sure to have my reciept in my wallat, because that way if they think I stole them, I have the receipt to prove it. :)

You can get them at Target for about $36, with tax, and though it is exspensive for Target, it is a well worth it purchase!

Hey Hoe Cherrio

First and foremost, my name is Kelc, and I am a really big bitch.
I have been a bitch since the night I departed the womb, and I have had an attitude since the day I died in my first life. Despite how mean I might seem/am, I am actually also a nice person.
I have a few tempormental problems that are currently being solved by doctors who really don't know what they're doing and I can't seem to stay committed to one task at a time very well.
I write to vent, I write to write, I write in hopes of people out there somewhere will read it, and most importantly, I write because I enjoy it.
My life consists of a family, the cutest cat in the world, a grade-a best friend and another few grade-b best friends, people who think I am on drugs, food, and not having a license at the prime age that most teens my age already do, or SHOULD.
I don't really drink like normals and I am a liberal even though I still can't vote and even if I was 18 I still couldn't because I probably still won't have my license !SUCK IT!
I like to critique fashion and other peoples style of choice even though I should probably be critiquing myself.
If you see a girl wearing thigh-high leg warmers, boots (with out fur-I'm vegetarian and don't support the ruthless slaughtering of animals either), shorts, a wool beret that is being worn as a ski cap or beanie, and like, 5 shirts it's probably me.
One day I hope to be attending college for fashion forecasting and journalism and becoming editor-in-chief of a major style magazine that has yet to be created.

The main reason for creating this is because I am sick of sittin' around and having a mind that has become so heavy and full of ideas and quotes and questions and opinions about stuff, and I wanted to just put them out there, and hopefully have people who like them to read and talk about them, too.

I hope to come on here atleast everyday to talk or share about something, I hope it's not just to myself, but it might be for a while, and to also read about news in the world of not only fashion trends but also the world of politics (which will probably be frequent, I like that stuff), education, dogs&cats, and you get the point.

So, anyway...Hi!

Site Rules and Regulations

I can't believe I am actually writing one of these (because I doubt I will have many commenters, haha) but I think it's somewhat necessary...and every other blog site has one, so it's only considered "cool" if I do too.

• Nothing too distasteful: Let's say I post something about..well, any celebrity or person in general and let's say you really like him/her or something. I probably and most likely don't want to hear the things you would do to them or with them. Or let's say you really don't like them, I probably don't want to hear about what you would do to them, either.

That's really it hahaha.